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Female A-Hole: I wanna go to Hogwarts. 
Travel Agent: You mean from the Harry Potter books? 
Male A-Hole: Yeah. You guys got trips to magic school? 
Travel Agent: Sir… that’s not a real place. 
Male A-Hole: Mm-hm. All right. They don’t go to there, babe. Probably gotta go online for that, right, somethin’ like Orbitz or somethin’? 
Travel Agent: NO, it’s a fictional place. You cannot GO there. 
Male A-Hole: Right, right, right, gotta wait till summer, the wizards are outta school, right? 
Travel Agent: No, never. It’s impossible. You can never go to Hogwarts; it doesn’t exist. 
Male A-Hole: It’s invisible, right. 

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Two A-Holes buying a Christmas tree

aimemente:

That’s ours… that’s ours… that’s ours…

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Agent: Adoption can be very complicated.

Him: Yeah like Sudoku.

Agent: No.

Him: Like the second season of Lost.

Agent: No.

Her: Like escalators.

Agent: No…so why adoption?

Her: I love the movie Annie.

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