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Agent: Adoption can be very complicated.

Him: Yeah like Sudoku.

Agent: No.

Him: Like the second season of Lost.

Agent: No.

Her: Like escalators.

Agent: No…so why adoption?

Her: I love the movie Annie.

(Source: laughterwins)

Female A-Hole: How many babies work here? 
Male A-Hole: You work OUT?! 
Agent: Uh, uh, I’m s-sorry, I can’t hear you. Shh. 
Female A-Hole: What are diapers for, again? 
Male A-Hole: You lift? 
Agent: Uh - uh - I can’t actually — hold on! 
Female A-Hole: Did you watch the Golden Globes? 
Male A-Hole: Yeah, what do you SQUAT?! 
Agent: Uh - uh —
Female A-Hole: Can babies chew gum? 
Male A-Hole: Like, what’s your body fat percentage? 
Agent: I’m sorry - could you hold - hold on for a moment —
Female A-Hole: When does the baby get delivered? 
Male A-Hole: Yeah, what’s your vertical? Can you give rim? 
Female A-Hole: Can it be next week? We’re going out of town? 
Male A-Hole: Yeah. Do you trim your pubes? 
Agent: Hey, wait a minute, I’m sorry — I can’t —
Female A-Hole: Order me a burrito! 
Agent: Okay, I can’t —
Male A-Hole: ?? 
Agent: I - I can’t hear you, Nan —
Female A-Hole: Do you spell “babies” with a - with a “Z”? 
Agent: I - I —
Male A-Hole: Thirteen shakes! 
Agent: Yeah, hold on, I’ll have to call you back! 
Male A-Hole: Thirteen shakes! 

“That’ll move the chains!”